I have a giant joke book( it is 264 pages long)My dad gave to me for my birthday a cupple of years ago.I think I have read the whole things so i now know all of the jokes in the book!
WEll anyway the reason I am telling you this is on 1 page there are a bunch of funny titles for books that they whould like to see! Here they are:
Planning a Surprise Party
By Al B. Darn
Are You a Liar?
By I.M. Knott
Skydiving
By Hope Shue-Topins
World Travel
By I.M. Tyred and Jett L'Agg
Crazy Stuff to Do
By Ima Loony
Fibbing Effectively
By Liza Lott
101 Ways to Miss a Day of School
By Ben Barphin
My 1001 Favorite Chocolate Recipes
By Fanny Islarj
101 Hot 'n' Spicy Meals
By Tung Payne
The Art of Shaving
By Harry Mann
Rottweiler!
By B. Wearuv D'Aug
Hard Math
By Jean Yuss
Here is a funny Fact!
It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown!So if you would like strong face muscles frown and don;t be a happy person!
haha yeah i'd read about the smiling and frowning part!! ooh i got a joke book when i was young too ... it was teacher jokes.
ReplyDeletelike this one:
Teacher: Sandra, give me a sentence with the word "I" in it.
Sandra: I is ...
Teacher: No, no, Sandra, you're supposed to say "I am".
Sandra: Okay, miss! I am the ninth letter of the English alphabet.
haha do you get it? it's been a long time since i've read the book but it was ah-mazing!!
LOL! Thats funny! here is on from my joke book!
ReplyDeleteSlim-I thought you were going Bear Hunting!
Jim-I was.But I only made it as far as the highway.
Slim-What happened?
Jim-Well I saw a road sing that said BEAR LEFT,so I came home
Its been a wile since i read my joke book too!The name of it is:
JOKELAPEDIA
The Biggest,Best,Silliest,Dumbest,Joke Book Ever!
hahahah bear left!! that's funny :D
ReplyDeleteI like your joke!It sfunny!:D :D
ReplyDeletehehehehehe thanks! :D :D
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome!
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