Monday, October 19, 2009

Book Titles I'd love to See!

I have a giant joke book( it is 264 pages long)My dad gave to me for my birthday a cupple of years ago.I think I have read the whole things so i now know all of the jokes in the book!



WEll anyway the reason I am telling you this is on 1 page there are a bunch of funny titles for books that they whould like to see! Here they are:



Planning a Surprise Party
By Al B. Darn

Are You a Liar?
By I.M. Knott

Skydiving
By Hope Shue-Topins

World Travel
By I.M. Tyred and Jett L'Agg

Crazy Stuff to Do
By Ima Loony

Fibbing Effectively
By Liza Lott

101 Ways to Miss a Day of School
By Ben Barphin

My 1001 Favorite Chocolate Recipes
By Fanny Islarj

101 Hot 'n' Spicy Meals
By Tung Payne

The Art of Shaving
By Harry Mann

Rottweiler!
By B. Wearuv D'Aug

Hard Math
By Jean Yuss

Here is a funny Fact!
It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown!So if you would like strong face muscles frown and don;t be a happy person!

Random names of books I have read!

I read some pretty random books.The way i pick out a book is by looking for random titles!Here are some books I have read:
Absolutely Normal Chaos :)
The road to Normal :(
The Ghost in the Big Brass Bed:)
The Pure Dead series :(

I put either a smiley face if i liked the book :) Or a frowny face if i didn't like it :(